Sitcom featuring Jack and Victor, two irrepressible pensioners. The local park has gone downhill and Winston has a plan that will improve it.
Jack and Victor are worried that old Bert has gone downhill since his wife died. Meanwhile Winston has acquired a limp and a home help. Could romance be on the cards? Yankee happy pills are proving more of a temptation to Jack and Victor after they bump into their old pal Stuart. The oldest cruisers in town, Jack and Victor, have got themselves a set of wheels. However, the open road turns into a highway to hell for Victor when his pal forces him to do all the driving.
Jack and Victor decide they can't take it with them, so they decide to spend their funeral fund on life's little luxuries. Meanwhile golfers Tam and Winston get involved in a foursome with a gang of neds. Jack and Victor are left to mind a shop, and rapidly forge their own fast food empire. This leads to them falling foul of Vince and his snack van. Jack and Victor decide to celebrate 60 years of friendship with a slap-up meal, but a ghost from the past threatens to ruin their appetites.
Victor wins a dog in a pub competition. And Jack feels blue after watching a video of his family in Canada. Scottish sitcom featuring characters from the comedy series Chewin' the Fat. Jack and Victor travel to Canada to visit Jack's daughter. But will both of them come home? It's back to school for Jack and Victor, but will their new-found knowledge help them win the pub quiz?
Tam's win at cards causes big trouble in Craiglang. Can Jack and Victor pull off the perfect sting and put their world to rights? Desperate times in Craiglang call for desperate measures. Jack and Victor call in an old friend to clean up the town.
After 35 years of hiding away, an old pal of Jack and Victor's comes out. Has Craiglang gone upmarket or downhill? Victor feigns illness to get some long distance sympathy, but may come to regret crying wolf. Meanwhile the future looks bleak for Winston's foot.
Pensioners Jack and Victor are two old friends living in the bleak high rise flats of Craiglang, Glasgow. When one of their pals takes up with a woman half his age, gossip abounds. Winston awaits his new false leg with hope, but will hearts be broken and legs wrong-footed?
Jack and Victor take up residence in the hospital, not as patients but as DJs. However, Navid is in for a more pressing problem. Jack and Victor succumb to the lure of the Dial-A-Bus, but this one doesn't stop where they expected. Bobby escapes the pub for a welcome break on his bike. Tam finally does the decent thing and gets married. Will he make an honest woman of Frances? Jack and Victor are fed up with Isa's constant prying, but the plan they hatch causes shock waves to ripple across Craiglang.
Winston has domestic troubles of his own. Its three men and a baby all over again, except the baby is a grown man wanting to knock down the Clansman, and the three men are Jack, Victor and Winston. Life in Craiglang is getting Jack and Victor down, until they discover an endless supply of free whisky. Winston runs into an old enemy at the bookies. When Jack and Victor redecorate Isa's living room the alterations go further than planned.
Boabby's video collection contains a guilty secret. It's Victor's 75th birthday and Jack wants to celebrate it in style. He organises a trip of a lifetime: a voyage down the local river in a dinghy. The television crew which makes 'Blighty's Hardest Pubs' drops by the Clansman and Boabby foolishly promises them all the action they can handle. Meanwhile Navid is suffering a mid-life crisis involving gambling, hair dye and bad dancing. Winston has had enough of Craiglang and decides he wants to live beside the seaside.
Jack and Victor become wedding chauffeurs for the day. Jack and Victor are surprised to discover they miss Winston and decide to go to Finport for a day out with him. Tam is smitten by his sister-in-law Molly. Craiglang is in the grip of a hot spell. Jack and Victor have found the perfect place to relax in the park on the ultimate bench, but unfortunately Tam and Winston have the same idea.
Isa receives news about her ex-husband Harry that changes her life. Jack and Victor get a taste of how the other half live when they are mistaken for two socialites by a couple of rich widows, but the gang from Craiglang are not happy at missing out. Craiglang is plunged into darkness when the substation goes on the blink. The vulnerable pensioners take radical measures to protect themselves from the night crawlers. Boabby the barman and Stevie the bookie vie for the attention of the new pizza girl.
Jack and Victor are hell bent on getting a free pizza now that their old pal Winston works there. Navid's business is suffering at the hands of corporate giant Hyperdales as his regular customers' loyalty is put to the test. Tam is going through some bizarre changes.
Jack and Victor discover Pete the Jakey was the inventor of the famous Beefy Bake and seek recompense on his behalf. Tam and Frances are having marital problems. Who can help them? Tam and Frances enjoy fame and fortune with their new addition, but Jack and Victor feel the strain.
Craiglang's residents can't resist the temptation of the Futuroo catalogue and its innovations to 'make life that wee bit easier'.
Meanwhile, Winston receives a letter which sees him prepare for the arrival of his brother, Walter. As Jack and Victor spar over whose gadget is best, there's a spot of sibling rivalry between Winston and Walter. Later, Winston confronts Walter on the real reason for his surprise visit and Jack needs help after taking himself off for an unfeasibly long bath. Jack and Victor receive the sad news that dear old friend, Pete the Jakey, has died.
Pete may have been homeless but he held a special place in the heart of Craiglang's community. Meanwhile, the latest budget means the prize of booze is up. The Clansman feels the pinch as punters stay away and some dubious bootleg hooch starts flooding the community, with serious side-effects.
Charity begins at home as Jack and Victor offer a helping hand to Methadone Mick. A parking fine from the past comes back to haunt Winston, and Boabby's award glory goes awry. There are changes afoot in Craiglang. After one year of marriage, Fergie gets relationship advice from Jack and Victor, while Navid and Boabby settle a dispute over whose job is the cushiest.
Canine capers are unleashed when Jack and Victor become dogsitters, Winston's jealousy sparks some serious pet one-upmanship, and the heat is on as Isa prepares for the Craiglang Community Bake Off. Emotions run high as Jack, Victor and the residents gather to watch the demolition of a Craiglang tower block, Tam drags Winston into a new moneymaking scheme, and Jack and Victor are enticed by Mrs Fletcher, the beguiling manager of the local care home.
Boabby has ambitious new ideas for the pub and it seems the regulars do not figure in his plans, prompting them to take matters into their own hands. Meanwhile, Winston is forced to move out of his flat for a while, but no one is keen to take him in, and Isa is on a mission to find out who is throwing her a surprise birthday party. Boabby is persuaded to have a lock-in at The Clansman to mark the passing of Craiglang's much-respected undertaker, so the regulars enjoy outdoing each other with stories of the most famous person they've ever met, dead or alive.
Later, news spreads that a creepy new undertaker, Sheathing, has moved into Craiglang. Isa reckons that he's the grim reaper. Jack decides to figure out who this mysterious new undertaker really is.
But when Isa turns up at Victor's door in a complete panic and Sheathing appears unannounced, Jack and Victor have no option but to take matters into their own hands.
Jack and Victor head to the Clansman only to find it's Isa behind the bar. Turns out Boabby has taken up walking football on a Monday night, and he's getting match-fit for a very important tournament at the weekend. But his football career is about to be cut short, and with Boabby out of the game, it's up to Jack and Victor to pull a team together and set their sights on winning that much-needed new pitch for their local community.
Jack and Victor pack their bags for a night away they'll never forget - even if they want to. On discovering that Navid has been shutting his shop early for the last few Fridays, Jack and Victor try to wheedle information out of Isa on where he's going. But for once she's keeping a secret and so, providing only a few clues, she lets them work it out for themselves.
The future has arrived in Craiglang as Navid proudly shows off his new scanner. Much to his dismay, however, his shoppers are left struggling and frustrations quickly mount. Tam steps in to help an older woman scan her items and befriends her when it turns out he knows her daughter. There was an error adding this product to your basket. Please try again. Accept all cookies Set cookie preferences. Skip to content There are no items in your basket. Still Game: The Complete Collection. Add to basket.
Delivery information. Description Product Details Delivery and Returns. The show follows the lives of grumpy Glaswegian pensioners Jack Kiernan and Victor Hemphill in the fictional town of Craiglang.
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